Colorado Sandstorm Music Song Lyrics: Charley and the Hideous Zipper Addiction

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Charley and the Hideous Zipper Addiction

Colorado Sandstorm Music, B.M.I.

1.	When Charley was a little boy,
	His very most delightful toy
	Was a zipper.
	Like a puppy and his slipper,
	Charley took to his zipper.

2.	And even when he went to school,
	Charley broke the teacher's rule
	With a zipper.
	Like a dolphin and his flipper,
	Charley played with his zipper.

3.	And later on in Charley's life
	When Charley thought to seek a wife,
	It was her zippers.
	Like a telescope and dippers,
	Charley scoped out her zippers.

4.	Everybody runs away
	When they see Charley start to play
	With his zippers.
	Charley be a little hipper.
	Please don't play with your zipper.

5.	And now there's not much left to say,
	But every day in every way
	Charley wastes his time away
	With his zipper.

coda	Charley the zipper
	Just zips and unzippers
	And zips and unzippers

There's A Dead Boy in the Attic - Sandy Reay, Peter Schwimmer, Patrick Bone

Charley and the Hideous Zipper Addiction

There's a Dead Boy in the Attice and Other Strange Stories yellow black and red book cover with a cartoon boy looking at a face in an open attic door

Arranged and recorded by Peter Schwimmer
Sandy Reay: vocal, zipper holder
Peter Schwimmer: electric bass, guitar, mandolin, zipper puller

Contact/License Charley and the Hideous Zipper Addiction

©Patrick Bone

"Patrick, an author, loves scary stories. His books and short stories were published nationally. He wrote some delightful Halloween-style children's poems and asked me to turn them into songs. I heard music in the words, and Peter helped me make them come to life."
— San

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