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When Charley was a little boy, |
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His very most delightful toy |
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Was a zipper. |
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Like a puppy and his slipper, |
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Charley took to his zipper. |
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Even when he went to school, |
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Charley broke the teacher's rule |
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With a zipper. |
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Like a dolphin and his flipper, |
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Charley played with his zipper. |
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Later on in Charley's life |
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When Charley thought to seek a wife, |
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It was her zippers. |
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Like a telescope and dippers, |
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Charley scoped out her zippers. |
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4. |
Now there's not much left to say, |
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But every day in every way |
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Charley wastes his time away |
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With his zipper. |
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coda |
Charley the zipper |
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Just zips and unzippers |
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And zips and unzippers |
