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Charley and the Hideous Zipper Addiction

©1994, 1995 Sandra L. Reay / Patrick Bone / Peter Schwimmer

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1.
When Charley was a little boy,
  His very most delightful toy
  Was a zipper.
  Like a puppy and his slipper,
  Charley took to his zipper.
   
2.
And even when he went to school,
  Charley broke the teacher's rule
  With a zipper.
  Like a dolphin and his flipper,
  Charley played with his zipper.
   
3.
And later on in Charley's life
  When Charley thought to seek a wife,
  It was her zippers.
  Like a telescope and dippers,
  Charley scoped out her zippers.
   
4.
Everybody runs away
  When they see Charley start to play
  With his zippers.
  Charley be a little hipper.
  Please don't play with your zipper.
   
5.
And now there's not much left to say,
  But every day in every way
  Charley wastes his time away
  With his zipper.
   
coda
Charley the zipper
  Just zips and unzippers
  And zips and unzippers
 
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Charlie and the Hideous Zipper Addiction by Sandy Reay, Patrick Bone, Peter Schwimmer
© Patrick Bone
     
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